Pope
Is it wrong for me to be excited about the possibility of the Pope dying? Pope John Paul has been re-admitted into the hospital and people are worried. I have nothing against the Pope. I have nothing against Catholicism. I have no wierd death wish for Pope John Paul, I just am really excited to experience the whole process of the death of a Pope. This doesn’t come very often, it is like seeing a comet or something. Think about it, they will have an elaborate funeral, there will be the search and declaration of a new pope maybe it will be something like “Pope Shabaz Jenkins” or “Pope William Fuzzlebottom”…But I think they might have to change their name to be something more Popey…like Leo, John, Matthew, or Pius.

This pope is the 3rd longest serving Pope, he has led a full life, lets let him die and get a new one…Wouldn’t it be funny if there was a pope shelter like for dogs and cats. a bunch of little popes in cages, all staring with wide eyes at the bishops that walk in, just hoping to become ne next Pope. I am just excited to see the whole process of new Pope-ification. Don’t get me wrong I think the Pope is cool, but we have all been expecting that he would die sometime soon…Face it, he is not in the best shape…Let’s just accept the natural circle of life and enjoy the traditions of Popery.!