Oh my Goodness!!! I forgot all about my weekly Beef!

Sirloin Beef
My beef this week is with halloween costumes. I went in to party city the other day to buy this Gilligan costume I had seen advertised. I tried it on and realized that the one in the picture was nothing like the one draped on my body. Now if anyone has the physique of Gilligan, it is me! the shirt was waaay too big, the pants were wierdly silky and thin, and instead of having a zipper, beltloops, or even hemmed legs, they fit more like pajama pants. This crappy costume, which didn’t make me look like bob denver, cost 30 bucks, so at that point I decided to just by the priest cloak and go as that… I am gonna wear glasses and a wig to add to the effect (I am going to a party on saturday where costumes are required) but for halloween itself, I am going to just paint my face all freaky with black and white makeup and then wear all black!