I hate it when people shuffle their feet when they walk, I walk around campus and hear shhhh…shhhh….shhhh….shhhh I can’t stand it. “Just pick up your damn feet a little higher and step like you are supposed to!”

3 exceptions for the feet-shufflers:
1. If you have pulled and all-nighter and are waay too tired to function normally
2. if you are very, very old and have used up all the energy that god has allowed you for your lifetime
3. if you are a zombie, cmon the undead have a right to shuffle!