Sing to the tune of James Taylor’s Fire and Rain:

I woke up this morning and I went off to work
I got sent home because it was so slow
Took a little nap and got myself up
Off to class is where I had to go

Well I saw two big piles of puke
I found runny poop that wasn’t covered up
I saw a smiling cat that ate too much cool whip
and I told him that it’d never happen again

So wont you look down upon me Raelson
you got to help me clean this puke
I’ve never done it on my own before
it’s gross and smelly and it’s made of cat food
It stained the carpet and I’m mad today

Oh I saw two big piles of puke
I found runny poop that wasn’t covered up
I saw a smiling cat that ate too much cool whip
and I told him that it’d never happen again

well late last night I heard a splat and I thought it was a dream
but what i found today made me realize I was wrong
well there’s piles of puke in two separate rooms and it’s makin’ things smell real bad
bad cats and cat food splats in piles on the floor

Oh I saw two big piles of puke
I found runny poop that wasn’t covered up
I saw a smiling cat that ate too much cool whip
and I told that Little Jerry Seinfeld, to never puke again, no

told him never to puke up food again
there’s just a few piles of puke that need some help
just a few piles, just a few piles, of puke now…

Yeah so Little Jerry Seinfeld/Wahyu ate like half a tub of cool-whip last night that Tom’s friends had left on the counter after the made their rhubarb crisp. well, naturally, the cat got up there and licked it all up before Raelson found him and yelled him…he had cool-whip al over his whiskers and his belly was so freakign big i thought he was going to explode, his little cat tummy was waay stretched. of course he ate his breakfast this morning and puked it all up…I am still not sure if that splat was a dream and it happened last night but i missed it because it was dark in the room when i woke up, or while I was at work he puked it up…and it really wasn’t that smelly, but it surely was gross…one pile in my room and the otehr in the living room…he didn’t even have the decency to cover up his poop in the litterbox this morning…I hope he learned his lesson…Raelson took him to the vet today because he needs his shots/checkup so we shall see how things go….crazy cat…but I honestly have to say that if I was him, I would probably do the same thing…