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Sing to the tune of James Taylor’s Fire and Rain:
I woke up this morning and I went off to work
I got sent home because it was so slow
Took a little nap and got myself up
Off to class is where I had to go
Well I saw two big piles of puke
I found runny poop that wasn’t […]