The Craziness of work and School
How Is it possible to write a 4 page paper, an 8 page paper, work 36 hours at 2 jobs, go to class, and keep your sanity all at the same time?!! My only answer is Caffeine, vitamins from free expired bottles of Odwalla Juice, and the hope for an amazing spring break!

Josh’s Crazy Remaining Week
yikes I tell ya I am kind of stressedd, I have it down that I will research sesame street from 1:30-3:30 today, then go to work at Beaners at 4:00-9:30, go home and write a paper on a foreign film for my World Cinema class, then go to sleep, wake up at 5:40 and go to work at beaners again, then I head off to class, get done at 2:45 then it is home to start the Sesame street paper…4 pages single spaced, then I go to work at the deskuntil 9:00 then i stay up all night and finish my paper, turn both in on friday, go to dinner with Mommy and then try to see some friends, then work on saturday afternoon at Beaners and then either hang with friends or work on paper for Literature on Gilgamesh, then work at the desk and then die of exhaustion!

The Tale of the Happy Bunny
once upon a time there was a little bunny, he was gray and very fuzzy, his name was Norbert. Norbert liked to hop around in fields of flowers all day long, but one day when he crawled out of his hole, he saw that there were no flowers to play in, not even a field! All Norbert saw were great big buildings that towered taller than any tree he had ever seen. He hopped around looking for flowers and fields but found none. Norbert hopped onto a river of rock and gave it a little sniff, just then a big 18 wheeled semi-truck honked it’s horn and squished Norberts little body, he was flat as a pancake and kind of dirty. After a few hours, a man in an orange jumpsuit scraped Norbert’s fuzzy carcass off the pavement and threw him in a big plastic bucket with other flattened animals. But Norbert wasn’t really in that bucket, after he heard that loud horn Norbert closed his eyes, but when he opened them back up he saw fields full of flowers that went off into the horizon. he hopped and jumped and pooped a little bit, all the things normal bunnies like to do. There Norbert stayed for the rest of time smelling the sweetest fragrances of the most beautiful flowers that ever existed.

(I just wrote that story, and now I feel a little bit less crazy, thank you)